*Update: someone was very kind enough to correct me about which Big Read this list came from. This is actually one from the U.K. and compiled by the BBC, whereas the NEA’s Big Read provides grants to communities. I was wondering why the NEA site didn’t have this list. So thanks to spcoleman for correcting me on this!*
While going over the BBC’s Big Read List , I felt a bit bad that I hadn’t read a majority of the 100 or so listed books. So I’ve listed some of the “classic” books that I HAVE read to make me look less like a literary slacker. Enjoy!
1. Moll Flanders Daniel Defoe
2. Paradise Lost by John Milton
3. Fasting, Feasting by Anita Desai
4. Fox Girl by Nora Okja Keller
5. Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan
6. The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison
7. A Separate Peace by John Knowles
8. The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri
9. The Scarlett Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
10. Selected short stories by Flannery O’Connor
11. Don Quixote by Cervantes
12. Selected works of Edgar Allan Poe (including “The Fall of the House of Usher,” my fave Southern Gothic short story)
13. The Oz Chronicles (Don’t hate. I know I’m not the only one on the L. Frank Baum love train. Own it, people.)
14. To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf.
15. Oedipus Rex and Antigone by Sophocles
16. The Odyssey by Homer
17. Faust by Goethe
18. Shakespeare: Hamlet, Romeo & Juliet, King Lear, Macbeth, the Rape of Lucrece
19. The Giving Tree by Lois Lowry
20. The Little House on the Prairie series
21. The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
22. The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles by Julie Edwards (a.k.a. Julie Andrews the movie star)
23. Le Petit Prince by Antoine de St. Exupery
24. Deerskin by Robin McKinley
25. The Sword & the Crown by Robin McKinley
26. The Enchanted Forest Chronicles by Patricia C. Wrede
27. The Prince by Machiavelli
28. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
29. The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
30. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
31. Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll
32. Matilda by Roald Dahl
33. Charlie & the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl
34. A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L’Engle
35. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
36. Holes by Louis Sachar (Yearling Newberry Award Winner)
37. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
38. Lady Chatterly’s Lover by D.H. Lawrence
39. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
40. Night by Elie Wiesel
41. Beowulf
42. Candide by Voltaire
43. Lysistrata by Aristophanes
44. A Doll’s House by Henrik Ibsen
45. The Glass Menagerie by Tennessee Williams
46. The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
47. Hedda Gabler by Henrik Ibsen
48. The Portrait of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
49. Notes from the Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky
50. Incidents in the Life of Slave Girl by Harriet Jacobs
51. The Kitchen God’s Wife by Amy Tan
52. Krik? Krak! by Edwidge Danticat
53. The Misanthrope by Molière
54. The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
55. The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
56. Volpone by Ben Johnson
57. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf by Edward Albee
58. Wide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys
59. The Yellow Wallpaper byCharlotte Perkins Gilman
60. A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
61. The Faerie Queene by Edmund Spencer
62. Oroonoko by Aphra Behn
63. The Adventures of Eovaai by Eliza Haywood
Additionally, I thought I would have my own little, literary awards list for books. Without further adieu, here they are:
Most Terrifying Children’s Book
Watership Down (Trust me. You will never look at rabbits the same way again. This book did for rabbits what The Secret of Nimh did for rats–turned them into highly intelligent, militant creatures that will haunt your dreams.)
Worst Plot Ever
To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf (Do you want the summation? Basically, the characters talk about going to the lighthouse. Nothing happens. They talk some more. Nothing happens. Someone mentions going to the lighthouse. Nothing happens. Years and seasons pass. They go to lighthouse. THE END.)
Best Series
Children: The Oz Chronicles (First Place); Spiderwick Chronicles by Holly Black and Tony DiTerlizzi (Second Place) **I’m sure some of you wonder why I didn’t go for Harry Potter. See the next award.
Intermediate: Lord of the Rings
Adult: The Monere series by Sunny
Worst Series Ending Ever
First Place: Harry Potter. Why? I never got into the author’s writing style, though I like the movies. But the overall reason this series sucks for me? ALMOST ALL OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS DIE. This is like the narrative version of Heroes.
Second Place: A Series of Unfortunate Events. Why? Talk about an anti-climax. If you manage to get to book 13 in the series and find out the “mystery” of the fires and Beatrice, then you might understand my upset with this author.
Most Likely to Cause Narcolepsy
Moby Dick (Spoiler Alert: Crazed Captain Ahab is obsessed with finding the whale who maimed him and, after hunting him for hundreds of pages, dies. Ishmael survives.)
Best Battle of the Sexes
Lysistrata by Aristophanes
Most Confusing Narrative
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Most Obscure Love Scene
As I Lay Dying (Trust me. If you’ve read the book, you know what I mean. If you blink, you’ve literally missed it.) If I can find the scene again, I’ll post it.
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Most Depressing Book
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
Most Unbelievable Plot/Timeline
Romeo & Juliet by Shakespeare. (I don’t know why Shakespeare expected me to believe that in two days –give or take a day– the main characters managed to meet, fall madly in love, get engaged, get into a duel, kill a cousin, get banished from the kingdoms, get engaged to someone else, consummate their marriage, concoct a fake suicide plan to escape marriage to someone else, accidentally kill themselves and get discovered. All this without the aid of time travel or clones. Nonsense.)
Most Pointless Tragedy
First Place: Romeo & Juliet
Why? Well, the entire thing could have been avoided by a less contrived plan. For instance, since Romeo had already consummated the marriage, why flee? The Prince wouldn’t have wanted Juliet if she was no longer a virgin and possibly pregnant with another man’s child. Or why not just both run and live somewhere else?
Second Place: Othello
Must I count the ways? First, Othello was such a jerk and incredibly oblivious to the obvious. Some guy you beat for a promotion suddenly turns all Cyrano de Bergerac and you listen, to the point that you take a handkerchief as valid proof of your bride’s infidelity and, instead of asking her and working things out, your solution is to strangle her? Utter nonsense.
Actually, I could add most of Shakespeare’s tragedies to this list. Keep in mind: I adore Shakespeare’s writing, but his vehicle for tragedies usually involved characters that were too stupid to live (i.e. King Lear).
Third Place: Oedipus Rex by Sophocles
Most Meaningful Books I Refuse to Read
Roots by Alex Haley. I’m sorry. I know how important this book is at exposing the violent history of slavery, of showing the triumph of human spirit, as well as the need for equality and freedom, but I can’t read this book or watch the movie. It just hits me too close to home and makes me emotional.
Most Paranoid Book
1984
Most Ridiculous Quest/Adventure Book
Don Quixote by Cervantes (Honestly–his quest was to defeat a windmill? Really? I know he was mentally unstable, but that’s sort of like an “epic quest” to unclog the toilet.)
Feel free to add “awards” of your own. Hope you enjoyed it! (P.S. Sorry if the spacing is off. It seems to keep changing between when I post and when it loads to the page.)
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